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We’re not sure if the Media Matters Senior Fella said something to set off this hashtag game, but the results are funny, so we’re satisfied.

"Republicans are bad. Jesus is bad. Israel is bad. Want dinner?" #EricBoehlertPickupLines @ericboehlert

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) April 18, 2012

Clinic says I'm not contagious anymore #EricBoehlertPickupLines

— just another mo (@JustAnotherMo) April 18, 2012

you can touch this scraggly ass beard if you're lucky #EricBoehlertPickUpLines

— Greg (@FoolishReporter) April 18, 2012

I'll wait until you leave before I start crying #EricBoehlertPickupLines

— Salty Cøn (@SaltyCon) April 18, 2012

"Hey dad, you busy?" #EricBoehlertPickupLines (@brandondarby)

— AblativeMeatshield (@AblativMeatshld) April 18, 2012

#EricBoehlertPickupLines You're not a Jew are you? I mean, not that I care but I won't date you if you are.

— EEE (@EEElverhoy) April 18, 2012

#EricBoehlertPickUpLines You're lookin so fine, baby. I wanna be all over you like you're a tweet from @DLoesch

— The Cracker Emcee (@Fenway_Nation) April 18, 2012

You're the softest tissue box I've ever bought #EricBoehlertPickupLines

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) April 18, 2012

#EricBoehlertPickupLines Let me get my checkbook

— Brett Stevens (@BrettStevens2) April 18, 2012


"How about we go to my place and I'll take off the strings Soros controls me with?" #EricBoehlertPickupLines

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) April 19, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/18/ericboehlertpickuplines/

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